Case(s) in point:
Piper SCREAMS at the window until you take her outside to either a.) blow bubbles or b.) point at birds in our bird bath. Ben and I take turns blowing bubbles and watching for birds from our patio furniture.
Pipers sleeps in our bed every SINGLE night (since she cries when she wakes up in our crib). We have adjusted.
Piper doesn't like getting dressed. When her dad is in charge she wears nothing but a diaper.
Piper has to have a lemon, orange or lime to keep her happy while we shop so we start every grocery shopping trip in the produce.
It's becoming apparent that Ben and I need to start being the masters in this house, but Piper would rather we didn't.